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*fd materializes behind the bar, grabs a root beer, and warps back* sigh...*summons a lightbulb to feed on*

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*walks in confindently wearing only his underwear....*

Hello everybody. How are we today? I would like to have an intellectual converstaion with somebody, but I'd think you'd all take that a little more seriously if I were fully clothed.

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*the bulb burns out* mediocre. as usual. *fires blasts rapidly in unpredictable directions for no reason* we're just all bored.

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I like how nobody cares that I'm standing here in underwear..... just underwear..... the kind you wear under your clothes......

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Ayn sighs and shakes her head. "Nevermind.. You don't even realize what you were doing was immoral."

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*fd catches knives above him without looking* sigh...another boring day. *"accidently" tosses a knife it MOZ, and it hits him at his unprotected area.....oops! (that's what perverts get!)

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Hey, I'm no pervert.... I'm just..... okay I'm a pervert.....

*just now realizes he was hit with a knife.*

Oh yeah, OWWWWWWW!

*runs around in circles*

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ah. how amusing. *Fd waves his arm, and the knife vanishes*

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*stops running around in circles and suddenly faces FD and kneels down as if worshiping him.*

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Oh thank you!

*Stands up and walks over to him. In a low voice, MoZ speaks.*

I think I'll just take this as a sign to get dressed... okay?

*Walks out immediately.*

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*sigh* well...if moron theater is over. *takes a sip of his rootbear. he waves his arm to summon lightning, which strikes Gale's stray blades out of the way* this is kinda fun...

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Tag barks again, somehow aware that it annoyed Ayn. Staring at Legion, the fur along his back rises into a stiff ridge and he growls low in his throat. "Ayn! Don't trust!"

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*Walks back in, wearing a long black cape, black pants, and a white undershirt. He looks rather angry. Looks around the room with seriousness consentrated into his eyes. Pulls out a 4-foot, pure-titamium sword.*

Ahh, my weapon of choice... who wants to duel with me? AND LOSE!

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Sigh...BECKON TO THE DARK! *a powerful spell...a snister giant hand reaches up and pulls him down to....well, you know....* there. I think I won, right?

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*The ground beneath FD's feet begins to tremble, and cracks open. MoZ jumps out from the Underworld, slicing apart the magical hand that pulled him beneath moments before.*

You have NO IDEA who you are dealing with, do you? I have a few magic tricks of my own.... you obviously need me to introduce myself. I am MoZ... the Sage of Seasons! I have every elemental power, harnessed by Nature's four seasons... your pitifill dark magic is nothing compared to Nature's!

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*sigh* very well then....TWILIGHT FUSION! *the dimensions meld, and warp them into space* let's see your nature powers here! *uses his blade to summon asteroids*

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Oh man... this would've sucked if I didn't yell..... LIGHT BEAM!

*Performs a transformation spell and turns into a beam of light. Teleports to FD's side.*

Hi, how ya doin?

*Shoves FD to the ground.*

O come on! You can do better than that! Cause when I'm gonna attack you, there is no way out of it!

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hmm hmm hmm...do you know what a clartrophian really is? It's a giant form of energy. we eat energy... like light. *pulls out a knife and fork*

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Well if you were listening... I have more than just powers of light... so even if you were to take away my light powers... I'd have plenty of ammo behind that. Besides, before I attack you, I just want to know- are we fighting for the fun of it, or are you bad? Good?..... ROCK SLIDE!

*Points at the sky, as a storm of vehicle-sized rocks come falling to the ground, thousands at a time.*

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oh, I have 3 minds in one....haven't quite figured which is good and which isn't. and don't forget, I'm primarily a time deity. *freezes the boulder.* hmm....you ...said you were the sage of seasons...right? okay. hold on. *freezes time, warps to holodrum, beats the crap out of link, steals the rod of seasons, and warps back* now, the rod of seasons controls the powers of the sage of seasons....*waves rod* I COMMAND YOU...TO DANCE!

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OH! I get it!

*Points at the boulders and they instantly explode.* No need for those anymore.... :-_-;;;:

You think I'm Din, the Oracle of Seasons.... from.... Oracle of Seasons.... :confused: Well, how should I put this.... I'M NOT! I am the Sage of Seasons.... an actual Sage- from the REAL WORLD (not MTV's either!).... LEAF CUTTER!

*A tornado, made of sharp, green leaves, hits the ground, and heads toward FD!*

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oh joy! food! *fd blasts an orb of flame at the cyclone. the leaves are burned up, feeding FD's inner flame, which grants him more energy* now then...*fd waves his arm, and summons Kay'est, the rod of silence* ah...much better. This ancient weapon grants me an...interesting power. But, I won't need it quite yet...*fd drains the energy from a nearby star,, making him more powerful....and turning the star into a black hole* ah...so tell me, can a being of (mockingly) matter withstand the crushing force of a black hole?

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You wouldn't be that heartless, would you? Not even YOU the great almighty Fierce Diety could escape a black hole.... nothing can. Just a side note, when will you evil people learn that its not about the power, its about the brains! Oh and by the way?.... GRAVITY PULSE!

*Both MoZ and FD feel a sudden pull to the ground. Gravity becomes three times stronger within the whole dimension. The Rod of Seasons falls out of FD's hands.* By the way? This is Link's *Points at the Rod and it flashes brightly... teleports back to Holodrum*

*Looks at the menacing black hole* If you are going to throw me in there, you are going to come with me.... I swear it! I can make this whole dimension collapse... and if you even think about escaping it.... well, all I have to say is don't!

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very well then...I still have this! *waves Kay'est* this has the ability to negate most spells....behold! *returns gravity to normal* besides, didn't you hear me earlier? I am made of ENERGY! gravity is easy to get around for me....anyway. if you really ARE a being of nature...let's see how you deal with SUPERnature! *fd snaps his fingers, and dons a sorceror's robe* Hear theese words, hear my cry, spirits from the other side. Come to me, I summon thee, cross now the great divide! *a portal is torn open, and thousands of spirits pour in* ATTACK!

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Hmmm.... well.... I think I have a trick up my sleeve for this one... ZETA BARRIER!

*A silver, neon, transparent force field appears around MoZ. Spirits try to penetrate the force field, but are hurled miles and miles away upon touching it.*

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hmm....MYSTIC LINEAR SLASH! *fd swings his sword, and a blast of energy hurtles at MOZ. his belt is severed, and his pants fall down* HA! *snaps a photo of him in his underwhere* there! this'll make a swell greeting card!

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Hmmm.... *Has an odd deja vu!* PULL PANTS UP! *MoZ's pants are lifted and securely sealed around his waist!*

Okay.... all powers aside... how about let's deal with this the only fashioned way! *Pulls sword out and it glows an eerie yellow.* But first.... ABOLISH! *Points at FD's camera and freshly-taken picture, and they disappear within blinding yellow lights in a spilt second.* Okay... much better now!

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*huh* heLLO! deity of TIME! *restores photos, and publishes them all* nah! just kidding! *reaches behind his ear, and pulls out the photos* tada! *applause* okay...whatever. *draws sword* but you know...is there really a point to this? hmm...this IS kind of getting boring. want to go get a bagel at denny's?

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Who needs Denny's? We're in Tri-Link's... the greatest bar on the net! :)

*Puts hand out, ready to shake FD's hand.*

You fought well! :) Maybe we could do it some other time?! And if you ever need help with some bad-ass.... I can show up at your side... if you wish... It always seems that the powers of Good (yes, I consider you Good now... haha) will never be able to fight against one another....

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*shakes hand, after turning off electricity, of course* you did well too. If you REALLY wanted to see the real me, you should try it in MY dimension. Heh. If you ever stop by, feel free to rest up in my castle. (it's fun to be an emporer :D ). anyway...*pulls out a gold ruppe* I'll pay.

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Thank you so much. You are very nice.... so how did you learn all those cool moves? *Takes a sip of his beverage.*

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Wow, a sword to get bagels from Denny's? Geez, must get pretty rowdy waiting in line.

Moogles do love bagels, though.

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"What, because we don't die? Yes, I suppose that is very boring..." The sarcasm in her voice was nearly scathing.